HighLights 🔥

• Sativa-dominant Hybrid — uplifting, euphoric punch
• Badder concentrate — 1g smooth, workable texture
• Genetics: AK-47 x Blue Satellite
• Dominant terpenes: Terpinolene, Myrcene, Ocimene
• BOM — California craft extraction excellence

Don’t let the name fool you — Hippie Crippler is pure elevation. BOM’s Badder captures this AK-47 x Blue Satellite hybrid’s soaring spirit at Vibe Cannabis, your California dispensary.

About Hippie Crippler ☀️

• AK-47 brings cerebral intensity and earthy pungency; Blue Satellite adds sweet floral lift
• Famous for uplifting, long-lasting euphoria beloved across California weed culture
• BOM whips the extract into smooth badder that loads cleanly onto any dab tool

Experience 😌

• Electric cerebral rush that sparks creativity and kills boredom
• Mood elevation that feels like a second sunrise
• Sociable, talkative energy ideal for group sessions
• Physical ease without sedation — stay active and inspired

Taste 🌸

The first dab blooms with sweet floral and fresh pine. AK-47’s earthy backbone grounds the sweetness. Ocimene adds a herbal, tropical mid-note, and the exhale fades into a clean brightness that keeps you coming back for more.

Craftsmanship 🎨

BOM cold-extracts California weed at peak trichome density, then whips the extract into consistent, workable badder. Every batch is lab-tested for potency and purity — no shortcuts, no compromise, just the full character of Hippie Crippler in concentrated form.

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